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Telling People Or Lying About Having No Friends

People who have no friends at all are often ashamed of their situation and worry about what everyone will think of them if they found out. They sometimes get trapped because they want to get past their loneliness, but are so afraid of their secret getting out that they don't try to meet or hang out with anyone.

If you don't have any friends should you tell people, or lie and try to hide it? If so, how? This article will look at the practicalities around letting people know you don't currently have a social life.

(Of course, the best way to deal with the issue of how to let people know you don't have friends is to... make some friends and turn it all into a moot point. There are a lots of articles on this site about how to do that. But for now let's assume you want to work on it, but aren't going to rustle up a group of buddies tomorrow.)

Have a constructive, realistic view of not having friends

The question of telling people will be easier if you don't think being friendless is a radioactive flaw you need to keep hidden at all costs. This article goes into some of the particular worries held by people with no friends. I'll repeat some of the relevant ones here, but won't cover them in as much detail as the source.

Know you're not inherently defective just because you don't have friends

A lot of feeling you must hide your lack of friends can come from this core assumption. It's not fun to be isolated, but it doesn't mean everything about you is rotten. Some otherwise amazing people have gone through a lonely spell. There are awful people who have plans every Friday night. When someone has no friends there are usually more benign explanations, like they never learned how to actively put together a social life.

Know you're not automatically going to get a bad reaction if people find out you don't have friends

This is the second big reason people want to hide their loneliness. They fear people will look down on them for it, or at the very least be less interested in them, because they have less to offer socially (e.g., they know you're not going to invite them to any big parties a friend of yours is throwing).

Not everyone will react poorly to the fact that you don't have a social network. For one, most people aren't mean and judgemental. Many are kind and accepting. Even if they're a bit surprised by the news, they probably won't instantly mock you. They'll just want an explanation.

A key factor in the reaction you'll get is why you don't have friends. Many explanations are perfectly understandable, like you just moved to town, or you peacefully drifted apart from your old social circle. Other reasons, such as that you've always been shy, won't be understood by as many people, but some will still be okay with it.

Another important factor is how people see you. If someone clicks with you moment-to-moment they won't care as much about the "on paper" fact that you don't have friends. They'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

Realize the topic of your social life may not come up at all

This article is about the ins and outs of telling people you don't have friends, but the issue may never even come up in conversation. Some friendless people worry so much about their secret being revealed that they avoid anything more than superficial exchanges. It differs from individual to individual, but I find a lot of people don't routinely ask each other about their social lives. There are plenty of other things to talk about, and we generally assume other people have friends and often don't think to ask about it. Of course, sometimes you will be casually asked what you're doing with your friends over the long weekend, and you'll have to give an answer. I'll get into how to handle that.

So should you admit to people you have no friends?

First, if the topic of your social life doesn't come up, you don't need to go into it yourself. However, taking charge of the situation and unburdening yourself of your secret can be an empowering relief.

In general, I think if you've got an "understandable" reason for being friendless, it's fine to tell everyone. Like if you've moved to a new city, it's not your fault you don't know anyone yet, so why not be upfront about it? If someone judges for you not instantly having a social life after moving, they're the one who's clueless. Here's an example:

"So who do you hang around with outside of work?"
"No one really at the moment. The last of my old friends moved away a few months ago. I'm looking to meet some new people. "

If your reason is less likely to be understood you could tell them anyway, or you could try to hide it (more on that soon). If they seem like the kind of person who'd be sympathetic, I'd lean towards being truthful. For example, if you haven't made any friends because you get nervous around people, your co-worker who's a bit shy herself is probably going to get where you're coming from.

However you tell people about your friendlessness, use the right tone

I say this all over the site. When you reveal supposedly sensitive facts about yourself, do it in a casual, confident, this-is-no-big-deal tone. Don't dwell on the subject. Answer the person's question or explain your circumstances, then move on. If you act embarrassed or cornered you'll communicate that there might in fact be something fishy about your not having friends. If you talk about it offhandedly, then let the conversation continue, people will usually take your lead.

If you tell people, you can add a positive twist to it

Some ways you can frame the situation in a positive way are:



Lying to cover up your lack of a social life

As I said, if you've got an understandable reason for not having friends you may as well be upfront about it. If not, lying is an option. It's not necessarily the best move, but it's an option anyway.

The main case for lying is that it's pragmatic: Some people may unfairly judge you for not having friends, so it's easier and more sensible to keep it under wraps. The pro-lying camp will also claim that everyone sometimes fudges the details of their social life to make it look better, so why can't you do the same?

Lying is also the lesser of two evils if the alternative is avoiding people and hiding from the world because you don't want your secret to get out. That's a counterproductive behavior that will keep you stuck in your isolation. If fibbing about your social life helps you to get out and meet people then it's worth it.

The downsides of lying are:

All in all, lying can be a giant nerve-racking waste of mental energy, and I think you can save yourself a lot of hassle by being straightforward about your social life. However, if you've decided lying is practical in some circumstances or around certain people, read on for more thoughts about it.

One way to split the difference is to be upfront about not having friends, but fib about why

If you've got a less-understandable reason for not having friends you could pretend you've got a more palatable one (for example, saying your friends moved out of town, when you've really been too anxious to try to meet anyone). You could also change the details about how long you haven't had a social life. Like you could say you lost touch with your old friends a few months ago, when it was actually closer to two years.

The bigger, more stressful way to lie is to pretend you have a social life

If you do this you don't want to come up with any elaborate fabrications, like inventing a fake group of friends and all the things you do with them. It's too difficult and draining to come up with convincing details, then keep them all consistent. It's better to massage the truth, lie by omission, and let people assume things. Use your common sense when deciding which lies to use. Some won't work in every situation (e.g., if you live in a tiny town or are trying to fool your roommates):

If you're going to lie, try not to fret too much about being found out. Sometimes people with secrets worry that everyone has a finely-tuned B.S. detector and will catch them instantly. That's not true. Unless you're blatantly shifty and uncomfortable, people will take you at face value if you say something as mundane as claiming you went out on the weekend when you actually didn't.

Tricky situation #1: Someone asks you what your plans for the weekend or a holiday are

This is a common small-talk question that friendless people often worry will expose them. Here are some hiding / lying options.

Before the weekend / holiday

After the fact:

Tricky situation #2: You're invited to something and asked to bring a friend along

Some options are:

Tricky situation #3: You're asked what your friends are like

This one is harder to handle, and in my mind emphasizes why the lying route can be more hassle than it's worth. It works for a bit, until someone asks a question that's too tough to fib your way around. Still, your best option is to talk about previous friends, or even just old classmates or co-workers, as if they're your current ones. You'll be able to draw on true details instead of having to invent them.